My real world is better than yours

so i live on an island. it is surrounded by water. everywhere i look, i see water, and euro speedos. I got pooped on the other day by a bird. I think i might be here for a while......

"Closing time.......

......every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end"

Well, my new beginning is in St. John. I'm here, and its awsome. Internet time is valuable, so for now i am just going to post what i wrote in an e-mail.

Alright, so dan and i have been hired into the 4 hour work program at
Maho Bay, an eco-tourism campgrounds thing. It's pretty much like
being at summer camp. We live in little cottages and walk up and down
stairs all day long. If you have seen Star Wars where they are in the
ewok village, that is where i live. You can see where i am if you go
to www.maho.org. (it might be mahobay.org). The resident manager,
Wayne, looked at us and told me i would be in maintenance and that Dan
would be in Housekeeping. This guy could learn a thing or two about
abusing stereotypes. For those who don't know Dan, he refers to
himself as a "late bloomer", and we are an odd looking couple when we
stand next to eachother. Dan does however have more facial hair than
i do. I am using a dial-up internet connection so i probably won't be
able to post pictures for a while. I haven't taken any yet either.
But, i'm going to be here for a long time so i'll get around to it
eventually.
Remarkably, my cell phone works here. I don't take it to work, butj i
only work from 8-2 everyday. so if you must, call between 2 and 10
eastern time. Or text me something. I know there are people who
should be on this list that aren't, so send me back an e-mail with
their e-mail address and i will add them.

I'll do better next time.